Vezax crashed and burned

By Matti, 14 August 2009

Unfortunately I fell asleep here. Others informed me afterwards that we killed the boss though.

Also, congrats Kreel on finally completing Val'anyr (yeah, we have awesome luck with loot)!

Thorim got a divorce

By Matti, 9 August 2009

Just like everything in life, this fight is harder when women are involved. Fortunately for us, Thorim's wife wasn't that hot, so it was fairly easy to make him see sense.

Steelbreaker had an accident

By Matti, 7 August 2009

After the summer slack, we decided to do Iron Council. Turns out no one remembered what order to kill them in! Sheesh, what a mess. Oh well, at least we got an achievement.

Ice ice, baby

By Matti, 10 July 2009

We killed the same boss as before, but faster. Whoa.

Worthless vehicle bullshit, Glory of the Ulduar Raider

By Matti, 3 July 2009

Wow. I have no words to describe the unbelievable incompetence and stupidity of the guy who thought putting vehicles in raid instances would be a good idea. I really am at a complete loss. After a few pulls on this piece of shit, I slowly began to lose my sanity, as well as what little faith I had left in humanity.

This boss alone has more bugs than Windows Me and Vista combined, which is certainly an impressive feat. Add to that the absolutely worthless vehicle system that was designed by a monkey on LSD, and Blizzard's proprietary Random Number Generator (which is really a Same Number Generator) and you have a recipe for torture that Josef Mengele could have learned a thing or two from. Fuck. Vehicle. Fights.

On a more positive note, a few of us completed the Glory of the Ulduar Raider achievement some days ago, so that we can now pretend to be AFK on Krasus' landing like all the cool kids.